I admit, I have a terrible time remembering jokes. I remember stories well—but that is because I can improvise the small details and can usually remember the overriding points. Jokes require that you not only remember the small details, but also that you have to have the right timing.

There is a joke I remember, and every once in a while, it fits the circumstances so perfectly, that I tell it again. That is another thing about jokes: you have to tell them often to remember them and to get the timing right.

So, with that lead up, here is the joke I want to share with you: